{"product_id":"n5at051mmum","title":"Fang the Laughing Dragon, Size Medium (Medium Firmness) MISHAP","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eA gnarled, clawed hand set his splay of cards down on the old wood in a confident fashion. He was nearly sure of his victory, he had the win wrapped around his pinky finger. The Kudu across from him tilted her crown of spiraling horns, eyes scanning over the worn little cards, scrutinizing each one carefully. Fang’s grin was widening with every passing second. She had finally lost in this little game of theirs. For centuries they had played and for centuries he’d lost. She was old magic and he was old power. They came together every hundred year at this very same table in the Kudu’s secluded lair. This was his century, this was his year, this was his game. Her cloven hooves scattered her hand across the old oak, and the great dragon felt all the breath leave his chest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eIt seemed the Kudu was victorious once more.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"tab-stops: 187.5pt;\"\u003eHer smile was lazy and teasing.\u003cspan style=\"mso-tab-count: 1;\"\u003e                   \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eHe folded his arms irritably.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eBut fair was fair, for another hundred years he would provide her with plucked scales for her magic potions and stews. A dragon’s scale was priceless in the hands of a voodoo queen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eHe supposed he would never learn.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eDISCLAIMER!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eDue to the handmade nature of silicone, please be aware there are minor inconsistencies and imperfections in this art form.\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eModels may vary from one to another and small things like print texture, texture from smoothing, and marks from mold making are common and do not hinder the usage of the toys.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003eFang the Laughing Dragon Size Medium:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e8.5 inches total length\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e7 inch usable length\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e6 inch circumference at tip\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e7 inch circumference at mid shaft\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e9 inch circumference at the largest point of the shaft\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis toy is UV reactive!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis toy is discounted due to a silicone patch on the bottom side of the base, this does not hinder usage. The patch is body safe but carries a different texture than the rest of the toy. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"KuduVoodoo","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51666098749721,"sku":"N5AT051MMUM","price":110.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1894\/5497\/files\/PXL_20251118_171700017.jpg?v=1763654996","url":"https:\/\/kuduvoodoo.net\/products\/n5at051mmum","provider":"KuduVoodoo","version":"1.0","type":"link"}