Bently the Big Horned Sheep, size shrunken dick, (soft firmness)

KuduVoodoo


Regular price $20.00

They say that the mountains birthed him. And that the cliffs rocked him to sleep. They say that the scorched, golden grasslands taught him to be humble and that the spindly dead trees whispered to him the legends of the earth. There are a lot of things to be said about his name, most thought to be old tall tales splashed with a small helping of truth. But who’s to say? Few have ever seen the elusive sheep that wanders the north in search of herbs for his latest concoction. Luckily the Kudu and Bently have known each other for many moons. She alone knows the ways of the outcast.

And so from the chilled lands deep down in the belly of the unknown comes Bently the Big Horned Sheep! He’s ready to share his secrets with you.

Bently the Big Horned Sheep SHRUNKEN DICK dimensions:

Head circumference: 3 inches

Shaft at widest point circumference: 3.5 inches

Usable length: 2 inches

Total length: 4 inches

 

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